Ek Bihari, Sab Par Bhari

Hum bihariyon ki kya hasti , hain aaj yahan kal wahan chale

Masti ka alam saath chala, hum dhool udate wahan chale

Yesterday, i went to my university to take out some certificates which i submitted at the time of admission. As admission to many courses were going on so there was huge rush out there. I was told to wait for sometime. So, I came outside and started moving around the university campus. Har taraf shor tha, some students were talking to each other, some were shouting at the staff etc etc etc. There I noticed a very interesting thing about bihari. Socho socho..........samajh nahin aaya?? I am talking about Bihari language. It was at that point of time that I found out the richness, depth and variety of our linguistic heritage. To maine socha ki kyon na aajka topic isse hi bana diya jaye. kyon theek hai na?? though, i m not well versed in this language and i have never used it in my entire life lekin itna to jaan hi gaya hoon ki aaj yahan par phir se zahar ugal sakoon [:d]

Chaliye isee baat par, say teen go cheers for hamra topic [:p]

le bilayyia, kahe tension le rahe hain? narbhasane ki kauno zaroorat nahin. Ee topicwa bahut mazedaar hai [Oh my gosh, why are u getting tensed? no need to get nervous. This topic is damn interesting]. Many would say that its a contamination of hindi language lekin hum bihari kahan manne wale hain, hamein to grammar ki dhajjiyan udane mein bahut maza aata hai. We try to discover a new funnier word everyday.For us, the more funnier they are, the more it is applauded by our friends. In recent times, the bihari language has gained unbelievable popularity aur ab to bihar ke bahar bhi aapko log bihari language mein baat karte hue nazar aa sakte hain. Credit for this popularity also goes to one of the famous politician of bihar......dhatt burbak [stupid] abhi tak nahin samjhe, hum Laloo ki baat kar rahe hain, Laloo Prasad Yadav. Jab tab rahega samose mein aloo, bihar mein raj karta rahega Laloo [:d]. His witty remarks in bihari language has become his trademark. TV par uska speech aa raha ho aur aadmi channel change kar de, maine aajtak ye nahin dekha hai, balki log to volume increase kar dete hain taki kuch miss na ho jaye.

Bihari language is sweeter than honey that's why it is now widely used in many bollywood films. Try to make a to IITs and other prestigious institutes of India, who knows you might come across students interacting in bihari language. Coming to the counting system of bihari language, its full of fun. ago [one], dugo [two], teengo [three], char tho [four] and so on......this type of numerology is used by many people. Once I made a visit to delhi and found that the shopkeepers there are using this kinda counting system. I inquired them about being bihari and most of them said 'no'. Tab mujhe laga ki bihari language is not restricted to bihar only, infact it has crossed the border of bihar and is now used widely in other states of India too.

Sentences likes 'batti buta do' [put on the lights], hum to huan thebe kiye [I was very much there], enne aao [come here], onne jao [go there], humko ball bigo [throw me the ball], humko chine ho ki na? [u recognise me or not?], kahe ja rahe ho? [why are you going?] etc etc etc are spoken rather nonchalantly by the so called educated lot in the state.

Ye to kuch bhi nahin, hum logon ko naam rakhne ya yun kahiye ki naam bigadne ki bhi bahut achhi aadat hai [:d]. Raju automatically becomes Rajua like " arre o rajua ", Pappu turns into papua like “ka ho papua”, Rajesh into rajeshwa, Sami into samia and so on. Ab to aap samajh hi gaye honge ki bihari kitne khatarnaak hote hain [:p].

Bihari language non-stop hai lekin mujhe to kahin na kahin stop karna hai, though I can go on and on but I think I have had enough on this topic. Mujhe to lagta hai ki maine aaj kuch zyada hi zahar ugal diya hai [:d] Bamakiyega mat [:p].

agar kochu baat pasand na aayee to hamre sarwa par doo jutta kheenchkar maar diyo lekin hamre maaf kar diyo [:p] par hamra ek shart hai, uu jutta BATA ka na hona chahiye, suna hai bahut zor ka chot lagta hai [:d]. hamra ek dostwa bata ke jutta se pitayee kha chuka hai [:p]. uu sasura ab Bata ke showroom ke aage se guzarna hi band kar diya hai [:))]

Today I wud like to end the talk wid the following words:

“Lots of thing go unquestioned, lots of thing go unanswered, few words go unsaid, few go unheard and some dreams are born dead, some are buried alive. That’s life.” [:)]