Blogs !!! well, i am new to this world but i know that can do a fine job in this field too. I believe that you don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.To phir der kis baat ki, chal guru ho ja shuru [:d].
Actually, mujhe bak bak karne ki bahut buri aadat hai [:d] and i have left orkut & adding more to it I am going to say goodbye to yahoo messenger as well in a couple of days. Aap log samajh hi gaye honge ki meri problem kya hai. bina bak bak kiya main rah nahin sakta aur orkut + yahoo chhorne ke baad ek blogs hi bach gaya hai jahan main apna zahar ugal sakta hoon [:p]. Agar akele apne bedroom mein hi bak bak karne laga aur meri mummy ne dekh liya to kahin aisa na ho ki mummy ranchi ka ticket dekar bolein " beta, ye le ranchi ka ticket aur wahan ke mental hospital mein apne dimaag ka ilaaj kara le" [:d].Isliye mujhe majboori mein blogs ka sahara lena pad raha hai. Apne is bak bak karne ki aadat ke wajah se aage bahut kuch hone wala hai. Maine suna hai ki shadi ke baad wife bolti hai aur husband chup chap sunta hai lekin mere case mein lagta hai ki kuch aur hi hone wala hai. Nahin nahin kuch galat mat sochiye, usse bhi bolne ka mauka milega aur main bhi boloonga, bas fark ye hoga ki hum dono bak bak karenge aur mohalle wale sunenge [:d] .
I am here in this world of blogs to share the experiences of my life. All I can say is that i'll try my level best to express my feelings in a witty and humorous way so that u dont get bored anytime while going through my blog. There will be some shers, jokes and other stuffs as well to make it much more interesting. I have many topics in my mind and will try to deal with them one by one. Kya pata aisa karte karte ek din book likhne lagoon [:d]. well, I am planning to write a book and if everything goes fine then hopefully will come out with my work one day. ho sakta hai ki ek din chetan bhagat ki tarah famous ho jaoon [:p]. the last book which i read was chetan bhagat's "the three mistakes of my life", abhi tak maine apne life mein 2 hi mistake kiye hain jiske liye main apne aapko abhi bhi curse karta rahta hoon. dua to ye karta hoon ki kabhi 3rd mistake na karoon lekin jis din galti se 3rd mistake ho gaya [:p], us din apne teeno galti ko ek book ki shakal dene ki koshish karoonga. I am not an experienced person but i have come across many person jinke wajah se mujhe duniya ko nazdeek se dekhna ka mauka mila hai. You'll get to know everything very soon. Lastly, I wud like to end today's talk wid the following words :
"Beware of writing to me. I always answer ... If someone thanks me for supporting him, I thank him for thanking me and thus there will be no end to the exchange but death."



Dats a gud start!!!
ReplyDeletecontinue dis work in future n dont hesitate in telling ur experiences however bad dey r and tel dem honestly......
thanks !!!
ReplyDeleteyup, i'll try to continue wid this and share my experience wid u all. I left orkut bcoz it proved out to be a fake world for me. If I start posting fake things over here then what's the use of leaving orkut and joining this blogger.com.
All, I can say is that my posts will be true to the best of my knowledge. :)
Good way to keep in touch wth ur frnds via blog..............all d very best....i hope u wont find it has a burden jst as u felt for orkut n yahoo....
ReplyDeleten yesss!! i m wting fr ur 3rd mistake to happen......as aftr orkut, yahoo, $ blog....a book by Imran wld be intrsting thing to read......
thanks mandy :).......i have just started it so m not finding any burden right now...... jab lagega ki bojh kuch zyada hi ho gaya hai then will say good bye to this as well.
ReplyDeletetu kabse fortune teller ban gayee [:o]....waise dua bhi mat karna ki 3rd mistake ho. those 2 mistakes have changed my life, pata nahin 3rd mistake ke baad mera kya haal hoga [:((]. Dont worry, the day i'll achieve my ambition, i'll start working on my book. [:)]
Waiting 4 ur third mistake :p jaldi karna..
ReplyDeletewell these lines were too gud..
Beware of writing to me. I always answer ... If someone thanks me for supporting him, I thank him for thanking me and thus there will be no end to the exchange but death.
Competetion badh gaya hai :p
bahut jaldi hai tumhe meri teesri galti ka [:o].... jahan tak lines ki baat hai to dialogue maarna to meri purani aadat hai [:p]
ReplyDeletehum maidan mein utre aur competition tough na ho, aisa ho sakta hai kya? [:d]
Hey,was jus as good to read it as doing bak bak wid u,rem,I cn gv u tough competition thr ;).....n wud look forward to reading much more witty n humorous stuff fm U,as I always say,dont ever lose tat streak :) n yes ofcourse the book,hope the day arrives soon.......
ReplyDeletethanks moumi [:)]....yeah, i know that u can give me a tough competition in this[:d]....dont worry,
ReplyDeletebakte bakte, kat jaye raste, mera blog yunhi chalta rahe...
khushi mile ya gham, badlenge na hum, duniya chahe badalti rahe... [:p]
sab book ki hi baat kar rahe hain, lagta hai jaldi hi likhna padega [;)]
salam bhai jaan...really a gud one..[:P]..u can write a bunch of book..abt ur experince bhai jaan...saachi....itzz fabulious..reaaly maine aabhi tak kissi ki bhi feeling iss wave mein nahi padhyi..jo insan itna sacrifice karke bhi khsh hai..aur bolna band naih kar sakta aur sab se baat karana chooden val ahai...[:O]really itzz shockng....
ReplyDeletethanks shivu [:)]...leaving orkut and yahoo is not at all sacrifice for me... i consider this as one step ahead in the world of reality... pahle to neend mein bhi badbadata rahta tha lekin ab sirf jagte hue hi bak bak karta hoon [:p]
ReplyDeleteSALAM
ReplyDeleteSIR JEE KYA BLOG LIKHA HAI.....YAAR APNI 2 MISTAKE BTAO NA.....OR 3R ONE BHI BTANA MAGAR PEHLY KRLO.....
OR HAAN NEXT TIME KOI ACHA SA INFORMATIVE BLOG LIKHNA.
OK
UR WELL WISHER
ALLAH HAFIZ...
THE FHK...
thanks fhk [:)]...jab 3rd mistake karoonga to teeno ek saath bataoonga [:d]....yup, wait for my next blog....it wud be quite interesting and informative too...
ReplyDeletebahut acche sir ji :)......acccha ye to batao abb internet hi kab chor rhe ho orkut aur yahoo k baad :P......aur teesri galti bikul bhi mat karna :((....tumhari chinta nahi...aapni aur sabki ahi...sabko ek book padni padegi...pehle hi sabke pass itni saari books hoti hai...ek tum aur mat dena :P :D.............waise 2 galti to batao....luv-shuv ka chakkar to nhi ;)....aur teesri galti mein bolna to band nhi kar rhe :O.....nhi to bihar mein lalu ko attack aa jayega :)) :D.... Tc :)
ReplyDeletethanks captain [:)]...tum chahte ho ki main internet chhor doon [:o]. mera pc abhi bhi pahle jaisa khula rahta hai lekin main saamne nahin rahta [:d]koi movie ko download mein lagakar chhor deta hoon [:p]
ReplyDeleteghabrao mat, teesri galti itni asaani se nahin hone doonga [:)] tumhe lagta hai ki main luv-shuv ke chakkar mein phans sakta hoon [:o].love ke chakkar mein phasna matlab ek hi saath 3 galti karna [:d][:p]
Nice1 imran. keep it up. you have got the ability to come out with more of these. You are the most humorous, caring & trustworthy guy, I have ever come across in my life. My best wishes are with you. Looking forward to see much more humorous stuffs from you. Take care :)
ReplyDeletethanks ani [:)]...u r getting married next sunday, inspite of that u took out so much precious time of urs for me. thanks a lot for the invitation too [:)]. wish u a very happy married life.
ReplyDeleteregarding upcoming blogs of mine, i'll try to entertain u all with my witty stuffs.
i feel tht ny language can sound Funny $ intrsting given tht d person spking it catches d right tone and mood..........
ReplyDeleteImrannnn!! My punjabi is no less....haa!!
All credit goes to Laalu n his comical xpression n way of spking....fr making bihari language so popular......
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ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeletei read ur new post.
acha tha but i didnt find nething in it jiske liye i can say ki aapne zahar ugla hai.
it was interesting though i didnt understand bihari language at all until i read its translation but i dont thing it had nething to do with ur depressing experiences in lyf. acc to me it was a gud experience.
neways continue posting.....
aur agli baar kadwa zahar uglne ki koshish kariyega swwet poison nahi....
aur jahan tak aapki book concerned hai dont rite it wen u get ur three mistakes of ur lyf.
copied lagega. do sumthing original
rite a book on ur gud as well as ur bad experiences n dont wait for ur third mistake.
dua karte hai hum ki kabhi aapki teesri galti aapse zindagi ki raah me kabhi na takraye fir chahe hume aapki likhi hui book padne ko mile ya na mile.
aapki third book na padna manzoor hai hume but aapko thoda aur depression me dekhna nahi chahenge hum.....
@ mandy
ReplyDeleteyeah, u r right mandy...waise tune kabhi bataya nahin ki tujhe tooti phooti punjabi bhi aati hai [:d]...and talking about laloo, he is a masterpiece...jaise hi laloo politics chhorega usse to main museum mein rakhwa doonga [:p]
@ apeksha
ReplyDeletemaine zahar hi ugla hai...abhi tak kisi bihari ne padha nahin hai, agar koi bihari padh le to mere ko chhorega nahin [:d]. mujhe bhi bihari nahin aati hai aur na hi kabhi maine seekhne ki koshish ki hai...
about my next post, wahi soch raha hoon ki kisko target kiya jaye...i have got 2-3 topics in my mind though.
about the book, i think u r right...akhir mujhme aur govind (protagonist of TTMOML)mein kuch to alag hone chahiye [:d]. will see to it aur waise bhi i'll start working on the book when I am mentally prepared for it.
and talking about ur dua, i have got only word for it..."AMEN"
kitna bolti hai ye :o :p
ReplyDeletegud work imu
ReplyDeletemei b aa gayi ap ki es duniya mei..........
jb pehli book likho to sb se phly mjhey bhejna ok
yad se :)
thanks rafi [:)]
ReplyDeletetum kaho to jaise hi book likhna complete hoga tumhe bhijwa doonga, tum publish kara dena [:d]
hahaha
ReplyDeletecool imu mei ne b blog bana lia hai
tm dekho gy?
splendid soul k name se hi banaya hai
o hello........kitheyy gye pa g?????????????
ReplyDeletechal raat ko miltey hain
ReplyDeleteINSHALLAH
dua karna to aaoun gi:p
tc
FE AMANIALLAH
wah, tum bhi maidan mein utar gayee [:p]
ReplyDeletearre main thode hi der ke liye aaya tha, socha ki comments ka reply kar deta hoon... mujhe kya maloom ki tum online ho [:o]
pahle bolna chahiye tha na [:d]
tumhari wife ko koi tumse bachaye :d
ReplyDelete.
bohot achha likhte ho waise....newspaper walon se baat karo...usmein bhi likha karo :P
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bas aise hi hasate rehna :)
shiv, tumne galat bola.....mere mohalle ko koi hum dono se bachaye [:p]
ReplyDeletehaan soch raha hoon ki newspaper ke liye bhi likhna start kar doon [:d]
aur jahan tak hasane ki baat hai, i'll try my level best [:)]
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ReplyDeletenishant ye kiske baare me post tha????
ReplyDeleteapeksha tumhe kya lag raha hai?? [:p]
ReplyDeletewaise tumhare baare mein hi tha [:d]
imran i no woh mere baare me tha but c d effect of my asking it- nishant darr ke aya hi nahi reply karne
ReplyDeleteneways
d post is gud. but u no wat hum ekta kapoor serial hatters humesha usi ko dosh dete hai. hv v ever thought y does she do so?
she extends d story of it on publics demand. bcoz citizens of india lyk to c stuff lyk dat. woh ek insaan ko maar ke use zinda public demand par karti latest eg is prem of kis desh mei.. watever d name is. jab woh mara to public ne use itna pareshan kiya ki use zinda karna pada.so do u think she is to b blamed for dis???
i don t think so.
use to paise kamane hai apna ghar chalana hai. trp use tab hi milegi jab woh public ko jo woh chahte hai woh dikhayegi. warna nahi.
har koi aaj ke zamane me paise kamana chhta hai woh kyu apna nuksaan karegi??
i dont blame her a bit for dat.
m sorry but i disagree u on dis note.
i dont no if ne1 wud agree me or not but i cant speak in ur favour. dis is my point of view plz bura mat manna.
agar tv ke saamne baith kar ladies apna ghar aur duties bhul jati hai to isme ekta ki koi galti nahi hai. infact ye uski ek quality hai.
agar humari janta ye sab nahi dekhna chahegi to kyu ekta aisa kuch banayegi???
for eg
ab public ka view badal raha hai unhe ekta ke soaps se ache aur serials lagne lage hai.
6 months ke andar balika vadhu aur bidaai jo ki ekta ke nahi hai ne kyuki saas ke aur kahhani ke puri kamayi se bhi zyada business kar diya hai. dey hv crossed d trps of dese two famous serials in only 6 months.
aap ki kachheri ne bhi ate hi dhoom macha di hai.
aur ekta ki band baj gayi hai
uske serials band ho gaye aur jo uske latest lau nches hai woh fail ho gaye- tujh sang preet lagayi sajna(not starting wid k).
so u c public ne demand nahi kiya to usne dena band kar diya.
so ekta is not to b blamed.
by d way y is it dat v always comment on ekta kapoor.
ReplyDeletei mean ol d reality shows wich r telecasted r also fake.
ol their eliminations r preplanned acc to interest n entertainment of public n not by talent.
for eg.
in indian idol4, there is a contestent Remo. woh itna besura gata hai n doent deserve to b in indian idol. but he is in top 12 bcoz he is very young n entertains d public. sohes in.
another contestent shini is married but is a fantastic singer. but she is always in danger zone bcoz as she is married she does not get dat much attention.
so dese reality shows r also a means of earning money. n dats wat dekta kapoor does. so y do v blame only her???
i hv a suggestion for u imran- write a blog on reality shows n indian cinema as well.
aur fir jab india acha khelti hai aur match jitti hai tab bhi to public fone kar karke match discuss karte hai. tab to boys aur girls dono karte hai. i remember wen i was in 9th n v had final exams, a match b/w india n pakistan was dere. ol my classmates had forgotten abt d exam n had wasted whole day cing dat match.
ReplyDeletey dont v blame indian cricket team for dis ever???
i no u can say ki match to ek din ka hota hai par ek pure din me bhi to bahut nuksaan ho jata hai na
aur ye to sirf ek eg hai.
even i hate her serials very very much. i cant jhelo her dramas at ol. but blaming her, i dont think is justified.
moreover as far as d make up is concerned only sum of her antagonists are given a very loud makeup. main leads of her shows always hv a simple luk. take parvati's case. she was initially given a very old n simple luk. but on publics demand her luk was converted into glamorous one.
ReplyDeleteprerna in kasauti was given an old luk wid grey hairs wen she was growing old. initially ofcourse she was a college girl n she had to luk young. but wen there was a leap of abt 25 years, she was given on old luk. but d public didnt accept it. so she was again given a young luk. was it ekta's mistake????
kya use public ki will ke against jakar prerna ko budha karna chahiye tha aur apna serial band karana chahiye tha????
i dont think so. i think she was rite.
aur jahan tak story extend karne ki baat ati hai, agar woh bina kisi twist n turns ke story ko sidha leke jate hue jaldi lead pair ki shaadi kara de aur affairs na dikhaye to serial ke 50 episodes bhi nahi honge. uska serial shuru hone se pehle hi khatam ho jayega. den wat is she to do??
sadak par jake bheek mange???
hw d hell is she goin to earn her living agar woh apne serials itni jaldi khatam kar degi???
aur serial extend to public demand par hi hota hai na??
jab public ne accept karna band kar diya to usne apne do shows band kiye na??
agar public pehle mana kar deti dekhne se to woh uska end pehle hi kar deti!!!!
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ReplyDeletegod likhte likhte ye to aapke blog se bhi zyada bada ho gaya imran
ReplyDeletewaise aapne jo apne point of view se likha tha woh bahut acha tha.
har kisi ki soch alag hoti hai.
is baar meri thinking aapse match nahi hui.
but likha aapne bahut acha tha!!!
n nishant if u want u can comment once more ki me kitna bolti hu but i lyk to share my views aur me ye karti rahungi
u'll not b able to stop me!!!
forgot to add one point.
ReplyDeleteif sum ladies who watch her shows consider her imaginations as reality n impliment dem in real lyk den ekta kapoor is not at fault. its purely d mistake of viewers.
baap re, blog mein blog [:o] isse kahte hain super blog [:d]
ReplyDeletemile blog mera tumhara
to blog bane hamara [:d]
itna likhne ke baad mein ek point bhool gayee [:o]....chalo achha hai ki yaad to aa gaya [:d].... aur bhi yaad aa jaye to bata dena [:p]
ReplyDeletewaise frankly speaking, i do agree wid u on most of the points lekin my intention was to bring out the witty part of her serials so i had to write this way......
baat to sahi hai, wo sirf apne pet ke liye ye sab karti hai.....she is not hurting anyone..... uske ideas bhale hi cheap ho lekin sabko yahi pasand aata hai.......she just fulfills the public demand.......
waise lagta hai ki tum bhi bahut serials dekhti ho, sabke story aur trp status ke baare mein maloom hai [:d]
ReplyDeletethanks for the suggestion.......i'll try to come up with my blogs on reality shows and indian cinema as soon as possible [:)]
ReplyDeleteImran, you have already committed your 3rd mistake and you'll realise it later on in your life. jab ehsas ho to mujhe batana zaroor
ReplyDeleteAni, all i can say is that "God knows better"... agar kabhi laga ki ye meri galti thee to main tumhe zaroor bataoonga [:)]
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