Ufff Ye Ladkiyan

Hello everyone......I have got a very sensitive topic this time... Its none other than "Girls". Upar wale ne do tarah ke insaan banaye, ek ladka aur ek ladki. We can say that boys and girls are the two sides of the same coin. Dono ek doosre se kisi maamle mein kam nahin hai.But today I'll throw light on some of the funny aspects of girls. Filhaal to main unki watt laga deta hoon lekin mujhe maloom hai ki baad mein wo log meri watt lagayenge [:d]....

Agar "girl" word ko expand kiya jaye to ye kaha ja sakta hai:

G - Gossip mein sabse aage

I - Innocent sirf shakal se

R - Rone ki automatic machine

L - Ladayee mein sabki maa

In short words, ye kaha ja sakta hai ki upar wale ne unhe aisa bheja ki bheje mein bheja hi nahin bheja. [:d]. Aage inke baare mein kya kahoon, jitna kahoon utna kam hai. [:p]. Ladke jitna make up saari umar bhar karte hain, utne to ye ladkiyan ek din mein karti hain. Waise ye make up ladkon ko attract karne ke liya karti hain aur aajkal ke kuch bewakoof ladke bhi unke peeche pad jate hain [:d]. lekin ek baat bata deta hoon:

Duniya ki har ladki ek phool hai,

Lekin usse chahna ek bhool hai.

Jo inki soch mein gul hai,

Uske exam mein fail hone ke chances full hai.

Ladkon ko sabse zyada darr ladkiyon ke father se lagta hai. Unhe aisa lagta hai ki jaise ladki ka father unke love story mein villain ka role play kar raha hai.

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jaane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jaane,

Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,

Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Ladkiyon ko samajhna asaan khel nahin. Ladkiyon ko samjhne ki jitni koshish karogi utna hi ulajh jaoge [:d]

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,

Kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".

Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Maine bahut saare movies mein ladkiyon ko bolte suna hai ki meri har ek saans par kayee log marte hain. Main agar wahan hota to usko pepsodent dekar bolta ki ye lo aur roz subah aur raat ko brush karna, aage se koi nahin marega [:d]. Waise there are two types of girls, one is a good girl and the other is a bad girl. Difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that a good girl opens a few buttons in hot atmosphere but a bad girl opens all buttons to make the atmosphere hot. [:d]

Ladki patane ke liye ladke ek se ek trick ka use karte hain. Kuch successful hote hain aur kuch flop ho jate hain. Agar kabhi gadbadi lage to ye ladke beech ka rasta nikalne mein bhi maahir hain. Jaise,

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna

Jo ho pasand usse "ILU" kahna

Agar wo itrayee, gusse mein aayee to rakhi nikalna

Aur kahna "Pyari bahna, milte rahna" [:p].

Those who have gone through my earlier blogs must be thinking that I am over cautious today on this topic. Hona padta hai yaar, kyonki mujhe abhi aur jeena hai [:d]. Is topic par agar zyada bola to bahut problem face karne pad sakte hain kyonki ladkiyan, they are like gold medalist in blame game [:d]. Waise main aur likh sakta tha lekin kahte hain na ki samajhdaaron ke liye ishara hi kaafi hota hai aur maine ishara de diya hai, jo samajhdaar honge wo khud samajh jayenge [:p].

Wanna end today’s talk with the following words:

“The eyes see all things but cannot see themselves. Similarly, people see the faults of others but they do not see their own.”